Mothers

Why are Mothers put on this world?
- she's the only one who knows where the other pair of socks is.

How are Mothers made?
- magic plus super powers.

What at Mothers made of?
- God made Mothers out of clouds and angel's hair, and everything nice in this world, plus a dab of mean.

Why did You get your Mother and not someone else's?
- Because she likes me a lot more than some other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your Mother?
- I don't know because I wasn't there.

What did Mom needs to know about Dad before she marries him?
- That Dad says NO to drugs and YES to chores.

Why did Mom marry Dad?
- She got too old to do anything else with him.

Who's the Boss at your house?
- Mom is, only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What's the difference between Moms and Dads?
- Dad is stronger and taller but Mom have the powers because that's who you go to ask for anything.

What does Mom do in her spare time?
- Mom have no spare time.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom
&
to all You who are mothers.